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I am perpetually bored. If I say I'm bored while talking to you, it's not an insult, it happens to everyone. Please ignore me when I'm hyper. I love sarcastic, arrogant geniuses and have a tongue that at times is just as bad as theirs. I'm allergic to white chocolate and marshmallows and don't burn when in the sun. Despite my adoration for smart-mouthed, asshole geniuses, I am perfectly content being friends with people that don't have the same freakishly high IQ. I rant, I babble, and I love frozen meals and the Russian stuff with the noodles and the beef whose name I can pronounce but not spell. I like culture. And I apologize ahead of time if I wind up sounding racist because I'm honestly not, but I've never been given any guidelines to what's offensive. I live in a place called White County. We don't get many people from the rest of the world. I think the Swedish are awesome, the Russians rock, and that Americans are usually pretty bad dirtbags. And that does include myself. I have one brother I may or may not mention due to extreme jealousy on my part-he's gorgeous, popular, an ass, gets away with everything, and worst of all, he has a near-eidetic memory. The rest of my family is convoluted, so I'll probably avoid bringing them up in conversation. Have fun.

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